My Husband's Lament

andymcgawmusic.com   socan 2023

 

Where have you been baby where are you goin’

With your high heel shoes on and your panty lines showin?

Well it’s been a long time since we had a roll in the hay

I was thinkin’ maybe later on so what do you say?

 

You never help me with the dishes you never help me with the laundry

You never run the vacuum when I ask you to

So if you want a little lovin don’t give me no lip

And stand closer to the toilet bowl when you shake off the drip  

 

You never take me out to dinner you never take me to the movies

You never rub my feet when I ask you to

So if you want a little lovin’ don’t give me no lip

And stand closer to the toilet bowl when you shake off the drip.  

 

You never take me to my Mother’s you always tell me that you’d druther

Not visit with my mother when I ask you to

So if you want a little lovin’ don’t give me no lip

And stand closer to the toilet bowl when you shake off the drip.

And stand closer to the toilet bowl when you shake off the drip.